THE FUNNIEST QUOTES FROM GLEE (EP. 4)
EPISODE: PREGGERS
1)
Kurt: Finn….I needed to ask you something
Finn: Thanks but I already have a date to prom… but I’m flattered! I know how important dances are to teen gays.
Kurt: I’m not gay
Finn: ……..oh
2)
Kurt: My body is like a rum chocolate soufflé. If I don’t warm it up right, it doesn’t rise!
3)
Sue: I will not rest until ever inch of our fair state is covered in garbage. Thats why I pay taxes. It keeps garbage men earning a living. SO THEY CAN AFFORD TACOS…….FOR THEIR FAMILY!
4)
Terri: What kind of prenatal vitamins are you taking?
Quinn: …………
Terri: Yeah, here. Three times a day or your baby will be ugly.
5)
Kurt: …….I’m gay
Kurt’s Dad: I know
Kurt: Really?
Kurt’s Dad: Ive know since you were three……..All you wanted for your birthday was a pair of sensible heels.
